Skylar Mojacar Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Zaragoza

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

The Landscape: A Blend of Mountain and Sea

Following the road whore - with Lloyd Fisher and Chris Triple F Brown. May be an image of van and text.

So pack your bags, join me, and let’s wander these quirky streets together—come for the sun, stay for the soul, and never forget: ¡No a la violencia, no a la violéncia, moolaadé, moolaadé, moolaadé!

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