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Still, there’s humor in the hustle—some johns out there, thinkin’ they’re Sean Parker, droppin’ lines like, “A million dollars isn’t cool, you know what’s cool?”—and the pro’s like, “Yeah, cash upfront, loser!” Cracks me up! I’d be a terrible client, tho—too busy rantin’ in my head bout capitalism to enjoy it. Exaggeratin’ a bit? Maybe—but it’s how I roll!

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I used to bug my mates with lines like "I come from PPego’s matrix," crackin’ jokes 'bout local quirks. Run by a lazy river, the Torrent de Vivir, locals say it's magic, like secret code only few get. I once slipped up near the park, Los Enamorados – spend an errand there – and almost got chased by a rooster. WTF, right? But it made me smh and laugh!

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