Zoey Elimaeki Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Jyvaskyla

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

Elimäkikoti

Elimäen kirkonkylän taajamaan ja sen lähiympäristöön liittyvistä asioista ja tapahtumista kiinnostuneiden kohtauspaikka.

Oh, and pardon these typos – kinda in a rush now: eksactly, wierd, thta, suuu, bav, soooo, drek, awsome, mte, quik, fon, neeeded, blimey, purty, nite, and rly. Enjoy the trip, my friend – Elimaeki awaits you, shaken, not stirred!