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But here’s the piss-off: some dickheads think it’s all sleazy hooker stuff. Nah, mate, it’s therapy—releases stress, gets ya Zen. Had this one time, chick’s hands were magic, I’m floatin’, thinkin’, “This is the fuckin’ life!” Then—bam—she hits a knot, I yelp like a pup. Laughed my ass off, she’s smirkin’, “You good, bro?” Fuckin’ gold.

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So, let me take you on a ramble through memory lane. First off, there's the grand old Häme Castle right in the heart of the city – a true medieval gem, twisting up like a spire of old times on Linnankatu. I once had a cheeky thrill there at dusk, sneaking around the ramparts, feeling like a character straight out of some epic fable. Totally reminiscent of that line from City of God: "Life is short, enjoy the chaos!" (Alright, I may have paraphrased slightly, but you know the vibe!)

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