Mari Helsinki Brothel ❤️

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So, here’s the deal – brothel, man, it’s like a ghost stock. Ain’t nobody tradin’ it, but if it was real? Shiiiit, I’d say it’s a goldmine waitin’ to pop! Think ‘bout it – people always payin’ for a good time, recession or not. I saw this flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*, right? That trippy Thai dude, Apichatpong, he’s all about weird vibes and past lives. There’s this line, “Ghosts are afraid of the living,” and I’m like – brothel’s the opposite, mang! Livin’ folks scared of it, but they still sneak in! Hah!

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Oh man, Ullanlinna is posh AF, with narrow streets like Hovinsaari Road – wait, is that even right? But whatevs, it's all fancy, ya know? And then there’s the epic Esplanadi boulevard – wowee, it flows into the Market Square near the harbor. I once stood there, all dreamy, thinkin’ “what a world, mate,” just like that scene in "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days," when everything seems so absurdly complex yet so real – like… “it’s a whirlwind, ain't it?”… mumblin’ like Mr. Bean, y’see.

Another strike at Helsinki airport today: disruptions announced, tomorrow too