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Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but imagine—escorts facin’ a barracuda! Like, “Oi, mate, back off!” Tiny fins flappin’, all agro. Cracks me up thinkin’ about it. Sarcasm? Yeah, they’re the real kings of the sea. Not them flashy dolphins—overrated, mate. Escorts got grit. Saw one get nabbed by a crab once—gutted, I was. Yelled at the screen, “Nooo, you git!” Felt like the end of *Melancholia*. “There’s nowhere to hide,” that vibe.

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Then there's Pihlajatie, where the local art scene and quirky galleries come alive. I remember this one time, some artist was spray-painting slogans that screamed "Laukaa forever!" right on the wall near the old post office— went off without a hitch, but damn, it got my creative juices flowing. It’s wild and raw, a bit like a scene straight out of The Wolf of Wall Street, “The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself.” Yeah, that type of gritty realness.

Arm wrestling grandad hopes to to carry on into his eighties