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So, I’m strollin’ past one – red lights glowin’, curtains twitchin’ – and I’m thinkin’, “What’s the rumpus?” Wes Anderson’d love this scene, all quirky and offbeat. The madam, she’s like a queen bee, buzzin’ round, keepin’ her hive tight. Once heard a yarn ‘bout a brothel in Amsterdam – had a secret room for pirates smugglin’ loot. True or not, I’m bloody gobsmacked! Imagine the tales them walls could spill. Makes me happy, thinkin’ how life’s weird corners got stories we’ll never know.

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The cheapest way to get from Helsinki to Artemis (brothel) costs only $79, and the quickest way takes just 5¾ hours. Find the travel option that best suits.

Anyway, buddy, pack your quirky self, bring some cash for a fika (uh, coffee break, I mean) and get ready for a jam-packed whirlwind spin. Helsinki’s my playground, my muse, and yeah, even its bugs made my life fun. Cheers to the madcap adventures – and remember “time is fleeting, darlin’…” something like that from the movie. Catch ya later, mate!

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