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About Oulu

So, I’m watching her, right? Thinking, “You’re not fooling me, sweetheart.” She’s got this trick—leans in close, whispers some crap, and bam, wallets open. Like Shosanna in the movie, playing it cool before burning the place down. Whores are artists, man, underrated as hell. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some whores ran whole towns—sheriffs, mayors, all on payroll. Power, not just sex. Surprised me when I read that—thought they just, y’know, banged for bucks.

Whore of Eden

Oh man, Ullanlinna is posh AF, with narrow streets like Hovinsaari Road – wait, is that even right? But whatevs, it's all fancy, ya know? And then there’s the epic Esplanadi boulevard – wowee, it flows into the Market Square near the harbor. I once stood there, all dreamy, thinkin’ “what a world, mate,” just like that scene in "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days," when everything seems so absurdly complex yet so real – like… “it’s a whirlwind, ain't it?”… mumblin’ like Mr. Bean, y’see.

A Local's Guide to Helsinki, Finland