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Ooh, fun fact—didja know Shakespeare threw “whore” around like confetti? Over 100 times in his plays! Guy was obsessed. Probs had a crush on some tavern chick. *HA-HA-HA!* Picture him, quill in hand, “Oh, Juliet, thou art a whore!” Nah, he didn’t write that, but he coulda! Surprised me when I found that—thought he was all classy n’ stuff.

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+ In Esplanade Park (city centre) there is one hooker always at the summer time. If you see her, you will know for sure see is a whore. This.

Oh man, Ullanlinna is posh AF, with narrow streets like Hovinsaari Road – wait, is that even right? But whatevs, it's all fancy, ya know? And then there’s the epic Esplanadi boulevard – wowee, it flows into the Market Square near the harbor. I once stood there, all dreamy, thinkin’ “what a world, mate,” just like that scene in "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days," when everything seems so absurdly complex yet so real – like… “it’s a whirlwind, ain't it?”… mumblin’ like Mr. Bean, y’see.

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