Savannah Helsinki Whore ❤️

About Tampere

Hmm, a whore, you say? Think, I must, about this. Grand Budapest Hotel, my fave, yes—elegance, chaos, whores galore! Like concierge Gustave, smooth he is, bedding dames, running wild. Whore, to me, a mystery, yes—bold they are, do or do not, no try! Hustlin’ streets, cash in hand, secrets they keep. Heard I once, a tale—whore in Paris, 1800s, bedded kings, stole their gold, vanished quick! Laughed I did, clever she was, damn sneaky.

An integral part of the Finnish performing arts ecosystem

+ In Esplanade Park (city centre) there is one hooker always at the summer time. If you see her, you will know for sure see is a whore. This.

So then, ya got natural gems like Töölönlahti bay – sleek, scenic, a meandering waterway that borders sweet cafes, and where you can stroll near the Helsinki Central Library Oodi. Oodi’s amazing! It’s so modern and artsy, I almost felt like I was on the set of a Romanian film scene – “quiet, please…” yeah, like that intense vibe from that film, you know?

Welcome to Solo Sokos Pier 4, Helsinki’s fascinating new timber hotel