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I’m ready! Hiya, buddy! So, escort, huh? Talkin’ ‘bout them fancy missions in games where ya gotta babysit some NPC—drives me nuts! Like, I’m a game designer, right? And I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, escort quests are the pineapple under the sea of game design—ya love ‘em, ya hate ‘em! My fave movie, *Amour*—yep, that gloomy French flick—kinda sneaks into this. “I can’t take it anymore,” the old guy says, and I’m like, SAME, when that NPC gets stuck on a rock again!

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Okay, so here's a fun tidbit: There’s this little café—Halutun Hetken Juoma. I swear, they make the best coffee ever. I’d go there before a big day of kneading out my clients’ knots. A local legend there says the old mill at the edge of town once made the sweetest mead. Crazy, right? Sometimes, I just chill there and let my mind wander: "Wait, did I just quote Inglourious again? Hell yeah, I did!"

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