Esme Pieksaemaeki Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Pieksämäki

I love wandering by the Ruspuro River along Kivijuxta lane (lol, sounds like a secret password for adventurers!). The water sparkles in the sunlight, reminds me of that scene in Certified Copy when the sunlight kinda danced on the characters' faces. I even got to see a duck swimming by – I mean, how often do you see a duck? I got all happy and, like, “That's the vodoo of life!” raving inside my head.

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