Ellie Pyhaeselkae Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lahti

So, this one time, I met this bird — proper stunner, worked the streets like she owned em. Made me think, “Wow, she’s got more entrepreneurial spirit than half me team!” Swear down, she coulda run Slough branch with that hustle. Got me happy as Larry, seein someone own their patch like that. But then — bam! — some punter stiffed her on cash. Got me ragin, fumin, cos where’s the bloody honor, eh? “You don’t get to choose your dad,” like Mason says in *Boyhood*, but you’d hope blokes’d have some decency.

Over thinking it.

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Oh, and lemme not forget: the little cafe on Hirvi Street. Cozy, jittery vibe, not too loud, like the good ol’ bullet-time in every moment! I love its mismatched chairs and scribbled napkins. Seriously, it makes me happy every damn day, though sometimes my head spins with old memories, like a wonky massage table!

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