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Oh, and here’s a weird one—did ya know “whore” comes from some old-ass Norse word, “hora”? Meant “adulteress” or somethin’, but also tied to “love” way back. How’s that for a twist? Love and filth, all mashed up. Kinda poetic, like blood and oil mixin’ in the dirt. Makes me wanna yell, “I’ve abandoned my boy!”—nah, just kiddin’, but you feel me, right? It’s messy, real, human as fuck.

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I tell ya, mad or happy I get—city got my heart. Every massage, every talk with locals, deeper I delve into Bayeux's soul. Even the rain, it can be poetic—cloaking ancient walls with a glistening sheen. "Do or do not, there is no try." Tips I leave, my dear friend, wander off the beaten path; find the magic, you will.

'Lost site' depicted in iconic Bayeux Tapestry found thanks to revelation of ancient loo