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So, findin’ a prostitute—tricky biz, that. Ain’t talkin’ street corners, no sir! Clinical trials, they be needin’ folks—real folks, savvy?—sometimes sex workers, for studies on health, STDs, or social whatnot. Me, I’m stumblin’ through ethics boards, rum in hand, thinkin’, “This be a noble quest!” But arrgh, the red tape! Made me madder’n a kraken with a toothache. Papers piled high, docs judgin’ me like I’m plannin’ a mutiny. “Why’s Cap’n Jack want *her*?” they sneer. ‘Cause science, ye bilge rats!

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They seem to spawn outside my 50 car garage at night I inturn hit them with my bat every time I see them outside my garage when I come out.

I love hitching a ride on the narrow streets like Rue du Château. Its curves are like twists in a mystery novel—every turn promises a new adventure (or a hidden café that serves the best crêpes ever, no kidding, a real gem!). I love getting lost there, sometimes purposely, ‘cause it's funny how life just shows you unexpected beauty when you’re not looking for it.

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