Ava Crest Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bordeaux

So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

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I mean, c’mon, isn't life a series of odd coincidences? Just like in "A Serious Man" – fate is wacky, man. Sometimes, I feel like saying, “Well, isn't this nice?” then just dive into my train of thoughts.

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