Emilia Dechy Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Marseille

Oh, and this one time—mate, ya won’t believe—saw a whore nick a bloke’s watch mid-chat! Smooth as butter, he’s blabberin, she’s smilin, then poof, it’s gone. Laughed my arse off, nearly choked on me pint. “Everybody lies,” but she’s lyin with style! Probs sold it for a tenner, good on her. *Caché* vibes again—“You didn’t see anything”—nah, mate, I saw it all, and it was bloody brilliant.

In pictures: Daughters of the brothel

Oh, and forgive my accidental typos: pleasur, excitng, amzing, rily, defniely, hurri, spontanouus, mischievous, fnnally, wierd, fellin, sooo, craazy, and nrth! That’s just my style when the inspiration hits hard.

Shooting a perfect ten: Freeport air rifle team top in nation