Lydia Epernon Whore ❤️

About Montpellier

I’m gettin’ all worked up now – whores got stories, man! Sad ones, wild ones. Makes me wanna hug ‘em, but, uh, prolly shouldn’t. Haha! Imagine me, big pink blob, huggin’ a whore – she’d be, like, "Get off, ya weirdo!" Oh, and the smell – some folks say whores stink, but I bet they just smell like… people? Fish? No, wait – ugh, brain fart! Anyway, "Let the right one in," movie says – maybe whores just want the right one to let ‘em in too. Deep, huh? I’m so smart sometimes! Or not. Whatever, I’m hungry now – where’s SpongeBob?! Whores rock, tho, that’s my story! Peace out!

Tourism around Épernon

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You gotta check out the Parc de la Fontaine. It's my fave spot to clear my head. I park there sometimes, think ‘bout life, passions, and it sorta reminds me how our recollections might be fragmented, like in that film. Also, near the park, you'll find a secret trail by the river Eure. Yeah, the river! Flowing all mysterious like, "Hey, don't try to solve my puzzles, man!" – totally makes you feel like you're on a time-travelling quest.

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