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About Montpellier

Here’s the kicker—did ya know some old-time prossies used to sing to lure guys? Like sirens, but with STDs, haha! I’m imaginin her croonin “Hang me, oh hang me,” from the flick, voice all raspy—fuckin chills, Clarice! I’m hooked. She’s no angel, but neither am I—perfect mess. Personal quirk? I’m hummin that tune in my head, tappin my foot, probly lookin like a psycho. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d eat this moment alive—figuratively, ya sicko.

I gotta mention how sometimes I get surprise visits from old pals. They ask, "Why you so chill, man?" And I just shrug and say, "Because here, every day is a happy accident, just like in Toni Erdmann—ain't life just quirky sometimes?"

Eva