Sophie Laudun L'ardoise Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Paris

But ugh, some jerks treat em like trash, pisses me off big time! Like, chill, they’re humans, not roadkill! Eat my shorts, losers! Makes me wanna ram em with a spiky truck. Oh, and fun fact – word “whore” comes from old crap meanin “lover,” how’s that for a twist? Surprised me, dude, thought it was just dirty slang.

I work as a masseur here and, heh, believe me, I see more than most – from the quiet whispers of stressed souls wandering through Place des Alpes, to the warm smiles at Café du Rêve. That bench by the river Bambou? Madness! I’d sit there after a long day, massaging tired muscles and absorbing all the frenetic hopes of locals. Sometimes I get so shitfaced with the city’s energy I just blurt out “Ruh-roh!” like Scooby Doo, ya know?!

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