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I’d saunter up, all awkward, like, “Hey, uh, you workin’?” She’d laugh—*laugh*!—right in my face. “What’s a preacher want with me?” she’d say, and I’d be pissed, like, “Don’t stereotype me, lady!” But also kinda happy ‘cause she’s sharp—sharper than me, probs. Fun fact: back in the 1800s, some prostitutes were called “soiled doves”—ain’t that poetic? She’s a dove, I’m a dork, perfect match.

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I’m tryin’ to figure out how to make shoes glow, and my mind’s racing. I mean, what’s next? Shoes that fly? I’m chuckling to myself when suddenly, the door swings open again. It’s the lady from earlier! She’s back, and she’s brought her friends. They’re all like, “We heard you’re the best!” I’m blushing, but inside, I’m like, “Yeah, I’m the best at fixing shoes, not at handling crowds!”

Fiorino out, Rouet in as Head Coach of Canada Women