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I’m gettin’ happy now, tho, ‘cos she’s proper funny. Tells me this story ‘bout some punter who paid her in fake Monopoly money once – what a bellend! I’m creasin’, bruv, laughin’ so hard I nearly crash me whip. But then I’m surprised, ‘cos she says she’s only out here ‘cos her landlord’s a prick and rent’s due. Hits me hard, that. “No one deserved it,” I say, nickin’ another line from the movie, feelin’ all deep and shit.

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Finally, I get it working. The music’s blasting, and people are vibing. I’m feeling like a rockstar. But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my lunch! I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this bird flies off with my sandwich. I’m like, “Really? A seagull?!”

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