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So, findin’ one? Streets’re crawlin’ with ‘em in some spots—red lights flashin’ like my temper when some twat burns a steak! London’s Soho, Amsterdam’s De Wallen—fuckin’ obvious, right? But here’s the kicker—did ya know Victorian prossies used to nick wallets mid-bang? Sneaky bitches! True story—cops found ‘em with pockets stuffed, skirts hiked, laughin’ at the punters. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at those daft johns.

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By now, it’s lunchtime. I’m starving. I head out to grab a bite at this little café on Rue de la Loire. Best croissants ever! I sit down, and just as I’m about to take a bite, it starts pouring. Like, outta nowhere! I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing, like, “Really? This is how my day’s gonna go?”

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