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But then—bam!—some jackass cop car screeches by, lights flashin’. I’m pissed! Ruined my big moment! “Keep your head down,” I hear Malik’s voice in my head, so I peel out, tires squealin’. Ain’t gettin’ busted over this! I’m halfway home, laughin’ my ass off—didn’t even get her name! Prolly dodged a bullet, tho. Them gals can fleece ya faster’n a carnie at the fair. One time, my buddy Jimbo swore he got charmed outta his boots—literaly, left barefoot and broke!

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Valentigney, and I swear, it felt like the universe was just waiting to throw curveballs at me. First off, I’m a model, right? So, I gotta look good. But today? Pfft. I rolled outta bed, hair all over the place, and I’m like, “Great, just great.”

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