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Hey dude, so I’m a shoemaker, right? And I was thinkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, like, totally outta the blue! Man, that’s what she said! Kinda wild, huh? I mean, I’m all about cringey optimism, but this? This is nuts!

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But then, I see this old man outside, just starin’ at me. He’s got this wild beard and a hat that looks like it’s been through a war. He shouts, “You call that ridin’? My grandma rides better!” I’m like, “Okay, grandpa, let’s see you try!”

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