Bella Ville D'avray Whore ❤️

About Strasbourg

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” here to spill some psychobabble ‘bout whores. Yeah, whores! Been thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em since I caught *Goodbye to Language* – Godard’s whacked-out flick from 2014. My fave, hands down. It’s all disjointed, messy, sexy – like a whore’s life, ya dig? “A dog strays between humans,” that’s a line from it, and damn if it ain’t perfect. Whores, man, they’re strayin’ through a world that screws ‘em over.

Then I hit up Parc de la Vallée aux Loups. It’s gorgeous there, like, nature’s Instagram filter. I’m just soaking it all in when I see this little kid chasing a squirrel. I mean, come on! The kid’s got more energy than I do before my morning coffee. I’m cracking up, but then the squirrel gets all dramatic and climbs a tree. Kid’s face? Priceless!

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