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About Strasbourg

She’s a puzzle, tho. Happy when I see her hustle, outsmartin’ pricks. But sad too—life’s kicked her about. “You’re in the kill zone now,” I mutter, watchin’ her dodge trouble. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe, but feels like she’s dodgin’ bombs daily. Quirky thought: reckon she’d fancy a martini? Nah, probs a warm lager, suits her rough edges.

12 best things to do in Bayeux (with our photos)

Most people know that the Bayeux Tapestry depicts the moment when the last Anglo-Saxon king of England, Harold Godwinson, was defeated at the Battle of Hastings.

Bretty wrong, I felt once with a client. Mad I got, oh so mad, when a street performer blocked my sign outside my parlor on Rue des Fleurs—no lies here, just truth. He had this wild act, unexpected it was. The locals? They laugh, like maybe I do too, haha. But the spice of city life, it is, always surprising, always real.

Enfant terrible of French art chosen to recreate lost Bayeux panel