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About Paris

Anyways, I’m drivin round, neon lights flashin, heart’s poundin like a DeLorean at 88 mph. “Something’s wrong,” like Lucrecia’s chick said—damn right, this ain’t my usual gig! Saw this gal, all sass, leanin on a pole, and I’m like—Great Scott! She’s pricier than my last audit fine! Made me laugh, tho—imagine balancin *her* books, ha! “I don’t remember,” she’d probly say, dodgin tax questions like in the flick.

Did you know Linkedin has profiles for prostitutes?

The rough equivalent to calling a woman a "bitch" is to call her a word with the literal meaning of "prostitute" (in Spanish, puta).

I love hitching a ride on the narrow streets like Rue du Château. Its curves are like twists in a mystery novel—every turn promises a new adventure (or a hidden café that serves the best crêpes ever, no kidding, a real gem!). I love getting lost there, sometimes purposely, ‘cause it's funny how life just shows you unexpected beauty when you’re not looking for it.

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