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About Bordeaux

Oh, an’ the decor—gawdy as a governor’s wig! Velvet curtains, lumpy beds, an’ mirrors everywhere—prolly fer admirin’ yer own drunken mug. Cracked me up, it did. “Champagne wishes an’ caviar dreams,” Monty’d quip, but it’s more like stale ale an’ sweaty sheets. Still, there’s a charm, ain’t there? A grimy, lawless charm. Like me ship, the Black Pearl—rough, but she sails true.

Nearby spots (within 25 km)

Meet the beautiful ladies at Sagebrush Ranch.

The city’s heart beats near the Vistre River, which winds like an ecstatic lover around the city’s nooks. It’s so damn pretty at sunset – makes you wanna shout “Carlos, baby!” in the style of my fav flick, ya know? I even find a little time at the Parc de la Plaine. That park is cool, quiet, a perfect spot for naughty daydreams (and hey, my sexologist brain loves a good love nest)!

South Africa’s history will unfold at the Cape Fine & Rare Auction