Aria L'estaque Brothel ❤️❤️

About Nice

Alright, my friend, listen up! I’m Gandalf, wise ol’ wizard, and brothels? Oh, they’re a murky realm! You shall not pass—well, not without hearin’ this! Picture it: dimly lit joints, all smoky, full of whispers n’ secrets. Been around forever, brothels have—older than me staff, probs! In Rome, they had lupanars, fancy name for ‘em, wolf dens—howlin’ good time, eh? Got me thinkin’ of *Talk to Her*—that quiet longing, y’know? “The worst is over,” they say in the flick, but in a brothel? Nah, mate, it’s just startin’!

Also, let me share a wee secret: near the old port, there's a quiet park – Parc du Pharo – where I sometimes do my meditation thing on a worn-out bench. Yep, sometimes I feel like I'm channeling David Brent vibes, morphing into "that CEO of zen" in my own mind, telling myself "You're the boss, you're the master of self-care!" It’s the little things, you get me?

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