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About Montpellier

What pisses me off? Dudes actin’ all high ‘n’ mighty, like they own the place. Bro, you’re payin’ for pussy, chill the fuck out. Happiest I got was this chick, Lola—swear she’s a goddess—laughed at my shitty jokes. Surprised me too, ‘cause usually they’re all business, no soul. She’s like, “I’m an incorrigible!”—straight outta the movie, fuckin’ poetic. I’m thinkin’, damn, maybe she’s the real deal in this fake-ass world.

I stroll by the river Oise almost every day. It's so calm, man—just listen to it whisper, "Be happy, be free." It’s like a scene straight out of Toni Erdmann; you know, when he said, "Life is a game, and we need to laugh at it"—yep, that’s the vibe here. The water, the breeze, it’s all a happy symphony.

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