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About Nantes

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’—whores are the real survivors. Like Nemo, lost in the ocean, but they keep goin’. Makes me laugh, tho—imagine her yellin’, “I’m a natural blue!” while dodgin’ johns. Hilarious. But real talk, I respect it. They out here, no cape, no nothin’. Just guts. You ever think bout that? Prolly not. Most don’t. Me, I see it—deadpan as fuck. Whores, man, they wild.

Man, I swear, one day while chillin' at my spa, I heard this epic commotion near the ancient church, Église Saint-Jean-Baptiste. I was like, "Respect my authoritah!" I mean seriously, it was epic. I always tell my customers, "I got more zen than these noisy peeps!" But dude, this town gets me both zen and totally pissed off sometimes. It's like that movie "Memento": you forget crap fast but never forget the best parts! "We all lie to ourselves to be happy!" Yeah, man, Christopher Nolan got it!

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