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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m here to lay the smackdown on this topic: whores! Yeah, you heard me right! We’re divin’ into this like I dove into that Zuckerberg flick, *The Social Network* – best damn movie ever. “You’re gonna go through life thinkin’ girls don’t like ya ‘cause you’re a nerd?” Ha! Classic Fincher gold. Let’s roll with it.

I love jetting around on my bike, zippin' past the old citadel and the rustic bridge by the mill. That old bridge, hey – it's practically a time machine. I sometimes get mad when tourists block the path, but then my mind drifts to the calm of the canal. It's like a scene from a Todd Haynes masterpiece, repeated over and over in my head. “Sometimes, our dreams feel so real,” you know? (Sorry, had to throw that in there!)

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