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About Lyon

So, check it, she’s workin the corner near Vinnie’s deli—yeah, that shithole—and I’m thinkin, “This broad’s got balls, struttin like she owns Jersey.” Got them fishnets, heels clickin, tits out—fuckin A, she’s a sight. Little known fact, right? Word is, she once fucked a cop to dodge a bust—slipped him a C-note too, slippery bitch. Made me laugh my ass off when I heard that, fuckin legend! But it pisses me off too, ya know? These pricks out here judgin her, like they ain’t jerkin it to her type every night.

I work as a masseur here and, heh, believe me, I see more than most – from the quiet whispers of stressed souls wandering through Place des Alpes, to the warm smiles at Café du Rêve. That bench by the river Bambou? Madness! I’d sit there after a long day, massaging tired muscles and absorbing all the frenetic hopes of locals. Sometimes I get so shitfaced with the city’s energy I just blurt out “Ruh-roh!” like Scooby Doo, ya know?!

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