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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Now, just between us, here's a nod to my extra fave spot: that tucked-away sex shop near Rue des Amours – yeah, it's pretty sneaky. It’s a retro joint with wild posters from the 70s. It always makes me chuckle, 'cause i’m a sexologist and, well, it’s like a second home sometimes… LOL.

Jeanna Hogberg and Liza Minelli, A Wickedly Winning Combination at the 2013 CDI Vidauban