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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my guitar, and head to the beach. You know, the famous Navagio Beach? Yeah, that one with the shipwreck. I’m thinkin’ it’s gonna be chill, right? Wrong! I get there, and it’s packed. Like, where did all these people come from? I swear, I saw a dude trying to take a selfie with a seagull. Like, bro, chill.

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