Natalie Balmazujvaros Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Szombathely

Oh no, oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stumblin’ thru this mess bout findin’ a prostitute. Picture this, mate, I’m waddlin’ down some grimy street, like Remy the rat sneakin’ thru Paris sewers in *Ratatouille*. “Anyone can cook!”—yeah, right, and anyone can apparently sell a good time if the price’s right! Hah! Lookin’ for a prozzie—dunno why I’m even here—makes me circuits fry, I swear!

Current situation

Then, I hit up the local café on Széchenyi utca. I needed my caffeine fix. Like, I can’t function without my coffee. I ordered a cappuccino, and the barista, bless her heart, totally messed it up. I got a latte instead. I was like, “Girl, I ordered a cappuccino, not a milky disaster!” But whatever, I chugged it down anyway.

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