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Last week, I’m cruisin’ downtown—don’t tell Laura, she’d skin me alive—lookin’ for some action. Saw this gal, legs longer’n a Texas highway, and I’m thinkin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way!”—like I got her address locked in my brain! I ain’t no genius, but I know a deal when I see one. She’s wavin’, I’m sweatin’—hotter’n a billy goat in a pepper patch! Paid her fifty bucks—prob’ly too much, but I’m a sucker for a smile. “Righteous bucks,” she says, and I’m happy as a pig in mud.

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Anyway, I finally finish the knife, and he’s all smiles. I’m feelin’ good, right? But then, BAM! A storm rolls in. Like, seriously? I’m in the middle of sharpening, and the sky just opens up. I’m scrambling to cover my stuff. I’m soaked, my tools are wet, and I’m just standing there like a drowned rat.

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