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About Tangerang

So, picture this—I’m stompin’ round town, pissed off ‘cause I ain’t got no action. “I’m not scared of you!” I yell at some shady dude eyeballin’ me. Reminds me of Sam shakin’ his fist at them khaki scouts. Anyway, I’m on the prowl, lookin’ for a chick who’ll do the nasty for a couple bucks. Ain’t no big deal, right? But these streets are confusin’ as hell! I’m ragin’, like, “Where’s my goddamn prostitute at?!” Happy as a pig in shit when I spot one, though—red lipstick, fishnets, the works. She’s leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’ a cig like she owns the damn place. Total badass, like Suzy with her binoculars, scopin’ out her next move.

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And then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, and BAM! He knocks over a whole stack of durians. I’m talkin’ about a durian explosion! The smell? Ugh, it’s like a foot in a sock. I’m gagging, but the kid? He just laughs and runs off. I’m standing there, covered in durian guts, thinkin’, “This is NOT how I pictured my day.”

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