Zara Pandak Whore ❤️

About Palembang

I’m proper buzzin’ when I see one now – makes me wanna ditch the lesson and drift like a nutter. “Turn left!” I yell at the learner, but in me head, I’m like, “Sod it, let’s chase that whore!” Them curves, that paint job – it’s art, bruv, like Miyazaki drawin’ dreams. But nah, some posh twats reckon it’s “too loud” – mate, ya mum’s too loud, shut it!

Pinoy Jokes (A laugh trip)

Then, my buddy Rudi shows up late. Classic Rudi. He’s all like, “Sorry, bro! Got caught up in traffic.” I’m like, “Dude, we’re in Pandak! It’s always traffic!” We laugh it off, but I’m still annoyed.

GPD: Gunman in crime spree wanted