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About Jakarta

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

In the Hebrew Bible

So, I dive into work. I’m mixing plaster, pouring molds, and trying not to spill anything. You know how it is. But then, I get a call from my mom. She’s like, “You remember your cousin’s wedding, right?” I’m thinking, “Of course, I do! It’s in two weeks!” But no, she’s like, “It’s today!” WHAT?! I totally forgot! I’m supposed to be there, looking all dapper and stuff. Ugh, family drama incoming!

Raha Kapoor sports a pink bathing suit in unseen snap with dad Ranbir Kapoor; fans say ‘Ye to puri Rishi Kapoor hai’