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I walk in, ladies everywhere, smiling, winking. One girl, she look like my sister – I scream, “Nooo, not you!” Made me angry, heart go boom, like bomb in movie. “This is the end!” I yell, but no, she just laugh. I calm down, order drink – cheap vodka, taste like tractor oil. Brothel got dark corners, sticky floor, ugh, I trip, fall on big guy. He mad, I say, “Sorry, my king!” like in film. He punch me, I laugh – pain is funny!

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Next, I wander over to the Ubud Art Market. It’s packed! So many colors, so many people. I’m trying to haggle for a sarong, and this lady is relentless. She’s like, “No, no, my friend, this is best price!” I’m like, “Best price? I can get it cheaper on the internet!” But I end up buying it anyway. I mean, it’s Ubud, right? Gotta have the local vibes.

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