Valentina Ubud Whore ❤️

About Semarang

Oh, and get this—did ya know some whores in old Japan were poets? Yeah, haikus and shit while they’re bangin’ samurai! Blew my mind when I found that out. I was like, “Holy hell, that’s talent!” Makes me happy, thinkin’ they had somethin’ of their own, y’know? Not just a body for rent. But then I get mad again—‘cause who talks about that? Nobody! All we hear is the dirty stuff, not the real shit.

What to expect

In Bali’s discos, clubs, bars, and even pubs, you’ll see young local girls, “kupu kupu malam” .

Next, I wander over to the Ubud Art Market. It’s packed! So many colors, so many people. I’m trying to haggle for a sarong, and this lady is relentless. She’s like, “No, no, my friend, this is best price!” I’m like, “Best price? I can get it cheaper on the internet!” But I end up buying it anyway. I mean, it’s Ubud, right? Gotta have the local vibes.

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