Sofia Srandakan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Surabaya

Her world’s rough, tho. Gritty streets, dodgy geezers - she’s seen it all. Ever hear ‘bout the Victorian whore who conned a lord outta his mansion? True story, swear down! She’s clever, slippery, a right laugh if ya know her. Sarcasm’s her shield, innit? “Oh, love, you’re my prince,” she’d smirk, pocketin’ your quid. Makes me chuckle, that cheek.

Characteristics

Finally, I get everything sorted. I’m feelin’ accomplished, ya know? But then, I step outside, and it starts pouring rain. Like, seriously? I’m soaked in seconds. I run to the nearest shelter on Jl. Diponegoro, and I’m just standin’ there, lookin’ like a drowned rat. But then, I see this street vendor sellin’ pisang goreng. I can’t resist! I buy a bunch, and they’re so good. Sweet, crispy, and warm. Instant mood booster!

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