Ellie Ubud Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Her real name’s prolly somethin boring like Mildred, but she picked “Whore” cuz she’s extra like that. Bet she’s got a tattoo hidin somewhere weird, like behind her ear, somethin tiny but badass. Oh, and fun fact—back in the day, “whore” wasn’t even an insult, just meant a gal who loved hard! How’s that for a twist, eh?

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Looking for a private pool villa in Ubud – May pm; Money Exchange pm; Nice .

Later, I’m feeling adventurous, so I go for a yoga class at The Yoga Barn. I’m all zen, trying to channel my inner peace. But then, the instructor is like, “Let’s do a headstand.” A headstand?! I can barely touch my toes! I flop over like a fish outta water. Everyone’s looking at me, and I’m just like, “Namaste, but I’m outta here!”

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