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So, this whore - it’s a rare fucker, lives deep, like it’s hidin’ from the tax man or somethin’. Little known fact: fishermen in Thailand call it “pla noi” - means “little bitch” in their slang, ha! Got these weird scales, shimmer like a disco ball, and I’m thinkin’, shit, this fish is pimpin’ harder than me! Caught it off the coast once, rod nearly snapped, fuckin’ beast - weighed like 20 pounds, no lie. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit, it FELT huge!

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But then, the day took a turn. We were walking down the road, and I saw this old guy struggling with his groceries. I rushed over to help him. He was super grateful, but then he started telling me his life story. Like, I didn’t sign up for a TED Talk, man! But he was sweet, and I couldn’t just walk away. Turns out, he used to live on the other side of the park. He had all these crazy stories about Cabinteely back in the day. I was just standing there, nodding along, thinking, “This is kinda cool, but also, I’ve got places to be!”

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