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Funny thing—some got pimp, some don’t. Pimp’s all “Pay me, or else!” I’d zap ‘em with freeze ray, ha! Little known tidbit—oldest job ever, goes back to Bible times! Wild, eh? Makes ya think—humanity’s messed up, always has been.

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But then, the day took a turn. We were walking down the road, and I saw this old guy struggling with his groceries. I rushed over to help him. He was super grateful, but then he started telling me his life story. Like, I didn’t sign up for a TED Talk, man! But he was sweet, and I couldn’t just walk away. Turns out, he used to live on the other side of the park. He had all these crazy stories about Cabinteely back in the day. I was just standing there, nodding along, thinking, “This is kinda cool, but also, I’ve got places to be!”

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