Paisley Carrigaline Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bray

Oh, and the memes—whore’s prime meme fuel. “When she’s a 10 but a whore”—peak internet energy. Dry humor’s my jam, so I’m cackling, but it’s dark too, right? Haneke’d nod—“Evil festers quiet,” or some grim shit like that. Anyway, mate, that’s my rant—whore’s a glitchy, overclocked word. Love it, hate it, can’t tune it out. Now, back to my radio—gotta blast some Mars frequencies next!

Carrigaline, Cork

CARRIGALINE, a parish, partly in the county of the city of CORK, and partly in the barony of KINNALEA, but chiefly in that of KERRYCURRIHY, county of CORK, and province of .

Finally, I get my drink, and I’m feeling good. I stroll down by the Carrigaline River. It’s pretty chill, but then I see this kid on a bike. He’s zooming down the path like he’s in the Tour de France or something. I’m thinking, “Dude, slow down!” But nah, he hits a bump and goes flying. I’m talking full-on superhero landing. I almost laughed, but then I saw his face. Oof. Poor kid.

Death Notice of AOIFE WALSH (Carrigaline, Cork)