Willow Dalkey Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, dahling, strap in! I’m Edna Mode – “No capes!” – slingin’ insurance by day, judgin’ the world by night. So, findin’ a prostitute? Hoo boy, let’s dish! I’m thinkin’ bout this like it’s some twisted plot from *The White Ribbon* – y’know, my fave flick, all dark and creepy. “The hand that strikes must punish!” – that’s what Haneke’d say, right? Like, you don’t just stumble into that scene, it’s a choice, babes.

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Unpublished until the Dalkey edition, “The Sacred Prostitute” has here been illustrated by CF (and modified with a first line from the hand-written draft.

After that, things got a bit crazy. I spotted this group of teenagers on the rocks by Coliemore Harbour. They were taking selfies, acting all cool. But then, one of ‘em slips! I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” I sprint over, heart racing. Luckily, he just got a wet foot, but man, I was ready to dive in.

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