Mila Limerick Whore ❤️

About Cork

Oh, and get this – little known fact, yeah? Back in the day, some whores used to stash their cash in hollowed-out heels! Genius, baby! Saw it once meself – this dolly bird tappin’ her foot, coins jinglin’ like a bleedin’ tambourine! Made me grin like a Cheshire cat, thinkin’, “Yeah, she’s got the power!” – pure ’60s rebellion, man. But then, bam, I’m hit with a “Caché” moment – “What’s hidden here?” – ’cos who knows what else she’s packin’?

Dirty Limericks

Then, I decide to take a breather. Head over to the Milk Market. You know, that place with all the food stalls? I’m hopin’ a good scone will fix my mood. But nooo, it’s packed! Like, I’m talkin’ shoulder-to-shoulder with folks. I’m tryin’ to navigate through the crowd, and this one dude just stops in front of me. Like, c’mon man, move it! I almost lost it.

Gardaí in Limerick now equipped to measure speed of e-scooters